Well, what do we have here....could it be true?
It seems strange that it is cold enough outside to freeze water yet there is NO snow!
Ahhhh, we have a triumphant "Yes!" It is indeed ready!
Now get back inside you crazy child...its cold enough out here to freeze your lips together!
Wait! On second thought maybe you should stay outside just a little longer, really... you'll be okay.
I know you don't have your coat on, but well, coats are for girls, sissy folk, not manly young men like yourself!
Oh never mind all that, I was just kidding... if those adorable lips froze together than I wouldn't get to see that sweet smile of yours and your mama loves that sweet smile of yours.
Besides, what would the neighbors think!