Wednesday, February 3, 2010

These are a Few of My (non) Favorite Things

Fruit Protein Smoothies. Oh, I know it looks purty...but don't let that fool you. Looks can be deceiving ya know.
Because of the myriad of healthy ingredients inside it tastes tastes like, oh.. I have no idea what it tastes like, but its not good I tell ya, not good at all!

Eggs. Whoever coined the phrase "natures perfect food" didn't have to eat them EV. ERY. DAY!

Dumbbells. They come by their name honestly.
I know what you're thinking..."those red workout pants are really hot."

And the bane of my existence. The Treadmill.

Oh, I know, everybody WANTS a treadmill. I remember feeling that way once upon a time.
The thing is, once you have one, you are indebted to actually USE one.
Let me tell you, its not all fun and games. When the couch is only 12 ft from your hard core run, it takes some mighty feisty arguments between your head and your body where no one's really a winner to keep yourself on that said treadmill.

So after almost a month of a brutal diet and exercise regime 6 days a week I have lost a total of..wait for it... 3 pounds. 3 whole stinkin' pounds.

Oh, and that 3 pounds? It came off EXACTLY where I was hoping it would come off. I remember thinking to myself "Gee, I really hope my cup size shrinks, I mean I wouldn't want to hit a "C" or anything like that. (Sheesh)

So I guess my mid tire and I are bound to be BFFs for evermore. (Perfect)

*If you are detecting some angst in this post, that would be the low blood sugar talking. I apologize. :)

Hungry and cranky,


TAMMY said...

LOVE this post! I can relate to EVERY SINGLE THING you wrote! ;)

I'm Erin. said...

I could never have a treadmill @ my house for this exact reason.

I would never, I mean NEVER get up the motivation to choose it over the couch.

Thanks for popping over to my site today!

Erin said...

i love you the way you are. i need a food-ovin', butter-eating friend. will you be mine??

Dawnelle said...

i'm SO with you- on all of it!!!

mumsrea said...

You mean the treadmill isn't for hanging wet clothes?

Post about how you get the will to workout and diet!!! Please!!!

And btw, the other day when i saw you, I thought you looked pretty svelte!

Anonymous said...

You are so funny. I always lose weight off my rear - where I DON'T want to lose it! And my middle stays put. UUUG.

Anonymous said...

Praying for you!
You go girl!
I'm waiting for my tummy to shrink on it's own!!
I'll let you know when it does!!

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